lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(Source: losingeyes)

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

(Source: allthisandhips)

(Source: samwiseg)

joannalulu:

floppy desk

longlivethemoose:

The best worst of Lucifer (according to me)- For mrseamonstur

timelordparadise:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hyper-intelligent-shade-of-blue:

alexandriaknight:

OH MY GOD! THE DOCTOR QUOTED ALICE IN WONDERLAND

this is the guy who quoted the lion king while confronting the sycorax and says he’s a space gandalf 

He also used Harry Potter to fight off witches from space.

I really want him to say ‘companions. Assemble!’ one day

(Source: valiantchild)

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode)

(Source: expelliarmus)

ameliaslastgoodbye:

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe